I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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