whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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