Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
