But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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