I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
