On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.