just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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