so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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