I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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