What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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