She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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