Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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