Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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