Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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