Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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