Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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