Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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