She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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