I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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