He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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