I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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