I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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