So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
