I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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