My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Shame - the story of my life.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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