I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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