no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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