Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I currently don't understand fingers.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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