I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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