none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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