you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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