I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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