It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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