Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
