I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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