Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Randomize
