Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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