Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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