What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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