we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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