i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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