my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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