So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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