Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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