There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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