This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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