talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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