I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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