I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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