Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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