Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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