So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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