I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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